Freddy vs Jason vs Myers

I feel like this gets discussed every year, so I thought I would add my take and get it in writing once and for all. The classic question has existed…

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Ring Doorbell Adventures

Several months back, I got my car broken into and had some money stolen out of it. Well, it wasn’t really “broken” into. To be fair, my dumba$$ left my…

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I Poured Rum In My Bunghole

I swear this article isn’t about what it sounds like. I recently got a cask for aging liquor, and I’m really excited for things to come. But in receiving the…

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