How long will your TP last?(for your bunghole)

When I went to Festival Foods in the Village last Saturday at about 4:30am, the shelves in the TP aisle were BARE.

Not a square to spare.

We weren’t in dire need of toilet paper, but I figured I should grab a pack while I was there picking up some other stuff, just in case.

Thankfully, there was more TP on the shelf when I stopped in on Monday morning before coming to the station.

We should be good to go for TP at our house, but if you’re down to your last few rolls, here’s a handy online calculator that will figure out how much TP your have left!

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Brian Simpson

Unapologetic fan of the Red Sox, Patriots, Bruins & Celtics. Lover of powerful, dark beers. Married with NO kids. Ever. Lover of doggos. Not so much cats.

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