Decker’s Favorite Thing on the Internet!

As a currently engaged man neck deep in planning a wedding I can fully sympathize with this couple. Planning a wedding is literally the worst. All it is, is plans that change and people disappointed in your choices. If I got an invite that had this on it I would laugh so hard I’d forget to RSVP and have to bring my own chair and sandwich. And I would do it proudly.

If you’re wedding invite doesn’t have a sassy clapback don’t even bother inviting me.