Things I’d Rather Do Than Deal With The Election
November 4, 2024/
Tomorrow is election day. We all do our civic duty and blah blah blah.
Look, I’m gonna vote. But like all of you, I’m tired of dealing with everything else that comes with election season. There’s gonna be arguing, and lord knows what else. We live in a divided country these days. But one thing we’re united on is how this time every 4 years is a good time to do literally anything else.
I’m jealous of anyone going on vacation this week, especially those vacationing out of the country. So since I’m not on vacation, here’s a list of things I’d rather do than deal with the election this week.
- Go skiing with Sonny Bono
- Go horseback riding with Christopher Reeve
- Play defense against Giannis (I’m 5’9)
- Be locked in a room with a PS5 and no electricity
- Drink a bottle of Magnesium Citrate (Google at your own risk)
- Cage fight Brock Lesnar
- Play RB for the Raiders
- Star in a non-Deadpool MCU movie (post Endgame)
- Start a public beef with Eminem
- Listen to “What’s Up” by He-Man for 10 hours straight
If you wanna do that last one, you can actually do it by clicking the video below. I’m sure it’ll be a better use of your time.
