You didn’t win the Mega-Millions, and neither did we.

Welcome to hump day!

Started the morning with a recap of last night’s Trump/Harris debate and a look at last night’s Brewer win over the Giants.

Former Vikings running back Adrian Peterson is in big financial trouble, and has been ordered to turn over a bunch of his assets to help get him out of debt.

Let you know what’s on TV tonight, and we dreamed about what we’d do with the $800+ million someone in Houston just won with Mega-Millions!

Nice story about a woman in Alabama who got pulled over by a cop a few years ago & used it as a positive way to change her life.

September is “National Preparedness Month”, and a new poll asked people, “What’s the first thing you’d grab in an emergency?”

Apparently, Stephen A. Smith is looking to join the MNF countdown crew on ESPN, and Jack’s American Pub on Brady St. in Milwaukee is again offering a free bar tab during the NFL season when the Jets lose.

Played another round of “You’re killin’ me, Shaws” for some of Brian’s morning-show money & Jim from West Salem guessed correctly!(it was from “Meet the Parents“).

How did the Packers rate in a recent study on the most expensive tailgates in the NFL?

And during today’s “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a congressional candidate that does bong rips in her commercial, a rundown of some of the odd room service requests that people make at hotels, a prison in Detroit that wasn’t really ready to be open yet, a dead body was discovered in the catering oven of a hospital, a kid won a kicking competition but didn’t get the prize he was promised, a firefighter in Chile that was setting fires so he could be a “hero”, a guy in Canada who was setting off explosives to get views on social media, and a couple of twins who got mixed up at birth.