I’m never letting a doctor stick a needle in my penis.

Happy Hump Day, yo!

On a short week, no less.

Started the morning off by talking about 10-4 being the new 9-5…and a couple of companies are popping up that will apparently quit your job for you.

Talked about the Brewers extra-inning loss to the Cardinals last night, and a classy move by the Montreal Canadiens’ Cole Caufield for the upcoming NHL season.

Funny story about a pig on the loose that was finally captured after some residents teamed up with the animal rescue team. Plus, a homeless busker in England who went viral for his performance of “Sultans of Swing” just got a sizeable donation to help him find a place to live, and a bowling team in Kentucky who just set a world record AND raised a bunch of money for cancer research.

With the new Beetlejuice movie coming out this week, we took a look at some facts about the original film that you may not know about.

Played another round of “You’re Killin’ Me, Shaws” this morning and Tyler from La Crosse guessed correctly & won $20 of Brian’s Morning-show money!(it was from “PCU“)

In case you missed it, Caitlin Clark & the Indiana Fever have made the WNBA playoffs, and we also ran down a list of the most valuable NFL franchises.

During today’s “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about the record-breaking heat in Vegas this summer, a rattlesnake that got into a couple’s house & trapped them in the upstairs bedrooms, a woman who caused a multi-vehicle crash while using the self-driving option, a man who set fire to his girlfriend’s parents’ house, a nurse who was replacing patients’ fentanyl with tap water, a doctor who was injecting a serum in the penis of multiple patients, a drunk driver that crashed into a cop that had pulled over ANOTHER drunk driver, one of the 1,000lb sisters got busted at a zoo, and a guy who stole a vehicle from a library to drive to the police station to ask for his drugs back.