Hellmann’s Mayo > whatever Miracle Whip is.

Lots to get to on a Hump Day, including the guilty verdict in the Nya Thao triple homicide trial, the election results from yesterday’s primary, and the Brewers losing to the Dodgers yet again last night.

Talked about the upcoming eating competition between Joey Chestnut & Takeru Kobayashi on Netflix this Labor Day, and about a kid in Massachusetts that was trying to raise money for his brother’s special needs hockey team, only to get shut down by The Man. Thankfully, there was a nice silver lining to that story.

If you’re a fan of Hellmann’s Mayo, and want to smell like it throughout the day, you’re in luck. They teamed up with Titans QB Will Levis to make a perfume based on his love of mayonnaise.

Gross.

This year’s Olympics came to a close with Snoop & Dr. Dre teaming up for a performance during the closing ceremonies, and now Dr. Dre is thinking about trying out for the US archery team for the 2028 Summer games.

Played “You’re Killin’ Me, Shaws” this morning for $10 of Brian’s Morning-Show money. Shaw whiffed on the movie clip(it was from “The Monster Squad“), so it’ll be $20 next week.

A woman in San Francisco is running a Taco Bell marathon, and during today’s “Bad News with Happy Music”, we had stories about a YouTuber in India who’s accused of eating a peacock, a mountain lion that killed a family’s pit bull, tarantula mating season is in full swing, a baby gorilla had to get relocated after it’s mother rejected it, a leaky fire hydrant in New York is now a koi pond, the Belltown Hellcat guy is BACK in the news, a man crashed into a woman’s home with his car & offered her $50,000 to NOT call the cops, and a dude who threatened to stab a CVS employee with a syringe filled with his blood