I’ve heard of leaving the room…but leaving the house?

I’m a fart here & now kinda guy. I’m rarely ever going to excuse myself & take it to another room. It’s not healthy to hold those bad boys in.

But I can’t remember a time when I’ve left the HOUSE to float an air biscuit.

“My husband was caught on video farting and the neighbors across the street heard him and texted us to check the camera.”