Weekends With Decker!
It’s been awhile since I’ve a weekend that is noteworthy. I had one this weekend though and boy howdy was it needed! The Wife and I baked for most of Saturday, I drank beers, I drank Ol Fashions, we ate good foods and I only snuck like half the Christmas cookies we baked.
Earlier today one of my bosses asked how my weekend was and I said, “It was good! I got drunk and baked!” The should’ve been a longer pause in there I now realize. Jokes on them though! I had asparagus for lunch today and if they piss test me everyone will throw up because the stench, I know from experience. Seriously though, I threw up. It was bad. With all these GMO foods out there how have we not figured out an asparagus that doesn’t make your pee smell like the underside of a rotting corpse? We can send a man to the moon and yet here I am with stinky pee, unreal.
Anyways here’s how the weekend looked from my camera!
Soundtrack!
God damn we look good! 
For some reason we bought the smallest cookie cutter ever! 
Ol Fashions are always in fashion. 
Literally the most Wisconsin thing I’ve ever written. 
COOKIES!! 
Gotta make those $6 steaks look fancy!
