My Best Halloween Costume

Back in college, and a few years after, I would take Halloween costumes very seriously. Like super cereal serious. We would celebrate between 3 and 5 days that week.

Naturally I needed a different costume for every occasion. Being a poor college student I would usually buy one and transform it into many iterations. This was the final form of what started as a Garth from Wayne’s World costume.

The staff was made completely from 3.2% PBR we bought at Walmart. It touched the ceiling in it’s most epic form. I was quite drunk.