I was born and raised in Sauk Prairie, WI (Cow Chip represent!) For those of you who don't know what that means...
Sauk Prairie has the World Cow Chip Tossing Championships every year
I am sooooooo proud!

I'm a student at UWL, I’m majoring in pressing buttons on the radio, but I’ve changed majors 14 times and I probably will again
I thought I had it with Women's Studies, until I found out it had nothing to do with studing women
All the classes were filled with lesbians tho... but for some reason they all hated me

I used to play bass in the local band Joy Thief, but we broke up

Anyone need a bass/guitar player?

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